Engage Scanner:

• Pajamasista Rattler Gator is in his element in Florida with “Alligator Safety Tips.” Forward to everyone you know in Florida. If in Florida, print out and slap it on the refrigerator.
  
• 25,270,000,000 Pages and 10 Things You Might Not Know About Google. #5: “Did you know Google actually has 16 different – and all official – blogs? “
  
• The End of Days: Rightwing Nuthouse takes a hard look at liberals hysterics over NSA call-monitoring and concludes: “They may be right…. Then again…”
  
• After tonight, Chad at Fraters Libertas asks, “Why not Newt?”
  
• Hate those energy bills? Move into this green palace : “The first zero energy home costing less than $200,000 has been built in Oklahoma.”
  
• Chris Muir @ Day by Day sees an alternative to the National Guard on the borders.
  
• Jeff Goldstein @ Protein Wisdom puts the boot into Reason’s Jesse Walker over Walker’s classic racism card concealed up his sleeve.
  
• Deeper into “24” than you thought anyone could go: “The clock never shows a 0 turning into a 1, and it never shows a 1 turning into a 2. “
  
• The Oozinator and why this Hasbro perversion must be stopped before it corrupts the children of America.
  
• Varifrank is in fine rant form as he lays into the Republican knuckleheads: “Here’s the problem that the President now faces. The Republican party has always had a “knuclehead nativist” stripe a mile wide down its back, and for 60 years the kind of knuckleheaded thinking of “I’d rather lose on principle than win by compromise” kept us away from any sort of political power and deservedly so, because it’s the kind of thing that adolescent children say, not adults in the process of running a government of a great country.”