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This is the Sort of Thing that Drives the Mullahs Crazy

With all the excitement about the holidays, you may have missed this cool story. In brief, a Russian Jewish immigrant to Israel, who worked his way up from being a night watchman to a professor at Bar Ilan University, has solved a mathematical problem that had baffled mathematicians all over the world for a century.

The Iranian regime rests on the premise of the inherent superiority of Islam, in contrast to the religions and societies of the infidels. From time to time they claim to have discovered a cure for HIV, or to have built invulnerable planes or ships, or to have solved “the nuclear problem,” but those claims are not confirmed in practice. It’s just the usual big talk from the mullahs. Now some Jewish security guard scribbles down the solution to one of the toughest problems in mathematics. If you listen carefully, you will hear teeth gnashing in Tehran.

It could hardly come at a worse time for the Iranian tyrants, whose grand strategy in the Middle East is in terrible trouble. One by one, their terrorist agents in Iraq are falling or abandoning ship. Mughniyah was killed. The remnants of al Qaeda in Iraq are either fleeing, or jumping onto express trains to Paradise. Moqtada al Sadr has admitted defeat, and the mullahs are reduced to running splinter groups of the once feared Mahdi Army. Over in Lebanon, the Iranian puppet Hezbollah has surprisingly failed to bring down the country’s elected government, and while Hamas is certainly gaining strength in its occupied Palestinian territories, Israel is fighting back effectively, albeit sporadically.

You have probably noticed that we are at a confluence of religious festivities. Easter, Purim, Mohammed’s birthday, and Norooz, the ancient Persian celebration. Easter and Purim are not much celebrated in Iran (Purim is a particularly annoying holiday for the mullahs, since it revolves around the heroic actions of a Persian Jewish queen and her uncle, who defeated a plot to kill the country’s Jews. In the course of the saga, the Jews killed seventy-five thousand Persians. NOT the sort of story the mullahs want to hear about), and the Iranian people love Norooz. My inbox is full of greetings from Iranians, and the streets of the country are full of pagan celebrations revolving around fire, an ancient Zoroastrian rite.

So as we celebrate our holidays, it’s worth giving a moment’s thought to the sense of humor of the Almighty, who no doubt felt it appropriate to tweak the Ayatollah Khamenei’s nose by inspiring a Jew to demonstrate the superiority of Western civilization at this holy moment.

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Comments (3)

a Duoist :

Did the Jewish mathematician arrive at his answer by using any algebra (invented by a Persian mathematician)?

ML:

I don't know, that would be twice as wondereful, wouldn't it?

Mar 22, 2008 03:13 PM

heather :

ummm. Algebra was NOT invented by the Persians. Rudimentary algebraic methods have been found in ancient Egypt. and then
"The first extant work which approaches to a treatise on algebra is by Diophantus (q.v.), an Alexandrian mathematician, who flourished about A.D. 350. The original, which consisted of a preface and thirteen books, is now lost, but we have a Latin translation of the first six books and a fragment of another on polygonal numbers by Xylander of Augsburg (1575), and Latin and Greek translations by Gaspar Bachet de Merizac (1621-1670)." (I found this paragraph at
[historymedren.about.com/od/aentr...]

I think Herodotus had it right: the Persians were not free. The Greeks were. That is why it was important that the Greeks won at Thermopylae and Salamis. Intellectual curiosity can exist anywhere. But it only flourishes and blooms within Freedom.

ML:

Thanks for that great last line. But there were times when Persia was freer than "Greece." And don't forget that the Athenian "Golden Age" only lasted a bit less than a century. A brilliant comet, which then burned out. But Greek curiosity didn't die with Athens, did it? Even under Alexander--not democratically elected--Hellenistic culture was a marvel.

Mar 23, 2008 01:06 AM

winston :

god knows how many scientists fled Iran right after the revolution of 1979...

Mar 24, 2008 11:48 PM

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